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bi0niczombie:

dominic-turgeon:

bi0niczombie LOL this just happened. Man, I’m not even mad that I didn’t get a full size, ya know? But how can I review something when I didn’t even get the recommended daily amount??

Because my review would have gone like this: “They tasted great but there was literally no energy boost. These seem very gimmicky; save your money.”

Which, who knows, maybe using five, instead of two would have had a different effect. I’m not going to lie to people AND it’s not fair to the company to leave an uninformed review.

Whatevs, I guess.

Yeah, I don’t get why they’d bother to do the packets at all then, kinda jank.

I fucking KNOW right?? Ugh.

fearthezetterbeard SCORE! I just checked and Yoko Ono still follows me, lol. KVCC follows me too, I think it’s just to make sure I didn’t post about skipping class IDK.

But seriously, that thing is pretty useless. I’ve only managed to post so much because it used to be hooked up to THIS Tumblr but then I got paranoid and switched it.

fearthezetterbeard LOL because I never ever use it, except to shill stuff, or in that case, to NOT shill stuff. The kopicetic account is linked to that too, so it reposts those posts, plus my IG stuff.

Literally my only claims to fame there is that Yoko Ono followed me (dunno if she still does though) and Jeff C*rter’s wife retweeted five links that led directly back to my Tumblr.

bi0niczombie LOL this just happened. Man, I’m not even mad that I didn’t get a full size, ya know? But how can I review something when I didn’t even get the recommended daily amount??

Because my review would have gone like this: “They tasted great but there was literally no energy boost. These seem very gimmicky; save your money.”

Which, who knows, maybe using five, instead of two would have had a different effect. I’m not going to lie to people AND it’s not fair to the company to leave an uninformed review.

Whatevs, I guess.

fearthezetterbeard:

dominic-turgeon:

fearthezetterbeard:

No way! I spent my last birthday getting into a barfight and downing a bunch of shots and dude, it is overrated as FUCK. Don’t feel bad!!

I can’t help it. I want to go out and do things but I…

Exciting lives are overrated. I mean, okay, I think the problem with the notion of “boring” birthdays, for me personally, is that I am old as fuck so I overcompensate by getting ridiculously trashed and doing a lot of stupid shit. But really, having a calm, seemingly uneventful birthday is probably the better option LBR.

This probably didn’t make you feel better though. Fuck it, next year I’ll drive out and take you out for your birthday! I can crash with my aunt or cousins, shit. As long as you don’t wanna eat at the Hard Rock Cafe. Or, if you do, I’m not buying you any glassware, sorry. (I took one of my friends there for HER birthday and several cups and mugs later it was a $150+ bill and I’m not really about that life; this girl owes me her soul now.)

My life even is boring. It’s just existent. I don’t do anything. It literally is wake up, work, home, maybe work out, eat, shower, sleep, repeat. I make plans and something always seems to happen that prevents them. So when I get the opportunity to do something different, I get excited because, hey, Laura isn’t a pathetic single preschool teacher shut in! Oh no, wait, yes she is and now she spends her birthday money shopping and getting a massage like she’s in her late 40’s because she’s pathetic and single.

Hey now, don’t knock messages, I just paid for one and it felt better than meeting Kopitar would feel, okay. (Actually, don’t knock clothing shopping either because I’m about to do that tomorrow welp.)

Routines aren’t actually boring, they’re pretty useful, BUT they can *feel* boring. I feel ya on the monotony front and I can’t really counter that because my life is pretty hermit-y and boring as well.

Plus meeting people as an adult IS more challenging, I don’t care what people like to say. With the exception of two people, ALL of my friends are from elementary/high school or college, where you pretty much have built-in friends lbr. I don’t even know how adults meet people to date honestly.

I use OKC solely to find people to watch hockey games with, lol. I’ve met some dudes off of there for other reasons and just…no. And let’s face it…I work at Ulta and Macy’s, I’m not meeting a ton of dudes my age THERE, so work is also out.

fearthezetterbeard:

No way! I spent my last birthday getting into a barfight and downing a bunch of shots and dude, it is overrated as FUCK. Don’t feel bad!!

I can’t help it. I want to go out and do things but I…

Exciting lives are overrated. I mean, okay, I think the problem with the notion of “boring” birthdays, for me personally, is that I am old as fuck so I overcompensate by getting ridiculously trashed and doing a lot of stupid shit. But really, having a calm, seemingly uneventful birthday is probably the better option LBR.

This probably didn’t make you feel better though. Fuck it, next year I’ll drive out and take you out for your birthday! I can crash with my aunt or cousins, shit. As long as you don’t wanna eat at the Hard Rock Cafe. Or, if you do, I’m not buying you any glassware, sorry. (I took one of my friends there for HER birthday and several cups and mugs later it was a $150+ bill and I’m not really about that life; this girl owes me her soul now.)

jaids40:

Alex Edler looking stylish as ever at the annual Jake Milford golf tournament. (x)

jaids40:

Alex Edler looking stylish as ever at the annual Jake Milford golf tournament. (x)

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pensluver18:

James signing autographs after practice!

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It’s kind of shitty that influenster sent some people full bottles of the bikinireadylifestyle gummies and others (like myself) this dinky little sample packet…lolwut? #BikiniReadyLifestyle, I *guess*.

Literally the only thing I can say is that they had a surprisingly good taste. But a serving size is FIVE and they sent me TWO so I can’t do a fucking review based off of that, #justsaying.

liiamdunda:

nhlredwings:

Top prospect Anthony Mantha out 6-8 weeks with broken leg. 

im pissed.

that-70s-line:

that-70s-line:

that-70s-line:

that-70s-line:

that-70s-line:

Jeff carter is a majestic toothless unicorn with a ginger beard

He is also a hallway top model

He is mr flawless

He loves mike more than anyone but mike only likes him

Perfection has a name and it is Jeff Carter
this is a fact ok
if you don’t believe me look at this
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taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

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